I LOVE THESE!!!

Here's mine:

You know you're from Los Angeles when:

Your postman is working on a screenplay in his spare time;

South = beaches; North = mountains;

You know you've had a cold winter storm when the snow level gets below 5,000 feet;

You are watching TV and you suddenly recognize one of your neighbors in the commercial;

You go to a movie because you know someone who worked on it. You make a game out of recognizing local landmarks in movies;

You spend more time parking than driving. Being on good terms with the parking attendant is more important than being on good terms with your boss;

Your weather report features surf conditions. Your middle aged boss shows up late for work sometimes because he was surfing;

When driving, you have to watch for people making right turns from the left lane and vice versa;

You visit the midwest and wonder where all the caucasians came from;

Everyone you know came from somewhere else. They constantly complain that LA isn't like where they came from. Despite this, they stay;

You can have Persian food delivered;

Your lawn is small enough to mow with a weed wacker;

Your local chain supermarket has a great selection of fresh sushi;

You know at least three swear words in Spanish;

You ignore football except when UCLA is playing USC;

The local Sierra Club chapter has regular hikes to the Hollywood sign;

Your bicycle club has a regular ride through Brentwood they call the "Tour de O.J."