Robby, do you know what I do when faced with doughnuts and ice cream and candy?  I eat them.  And then I'm miserable.

So, what I do is....I don't keep any of that shyt in the house.  When I go out, I have to have a calm reserve about me to keep me from eating myself into a frenzy.

Give the computer to your wife and have her hide it.  You are constantly putting ice cream and candy (dope) right in front of your face and then daring yourself not to eat (slam) it. 

You're making your life a living hell...just give the goddamn computer to your wife...that's all you have to do right now.