You know what?
It doesnt matter who turned who into who or whatever.
You have a problem and Christ isnt helping you deal with it.
Do you cite the bible in your demurrers expecting the court to take notice?
Probly not, because in your profession you have to do what works.

Well guess what. Lifes not that much different. You can cite all the biblical verses you want and it is not going to do anything.
Or, you can do what works. Its up to you.